Eh to Zed (Canadian Music)

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Everything you need to know about "Canadian Music" Got my Cockburned, Can-con pariah, No Rush, Twain not Mark, That’s Shania. This alphebetized list you can easily soak in, It’s Tragically Hipless, the Social Scene’s broken. A is Arcade Fire, they live in New Orleans. B is Barenaked Ladies, teach us what bore means. C is Celine who’s so cheesy but sings good, D is for Drake, guess he lives like old kings would. E is Esmerine, what’s the genre there, who knows. F is for Feist, rich and wins all the Junos. G is for Gord, either Downey or Lightfoot. H is for Hedley, date rape drugs they might put. Date rape drugs they might put. I is for Indie Intellectual (pseudo) J is for Justin, that’s Bieber, not Trudeau. K is for K’naan, sorry K-os, you’re bacon. L is for Leonard, cause C for Cohen was taken. M is for Murray, that’s Lightburn or Anne, N is for the Nickelback you get from Soundscan. O is O Canada, our anthem so catchy. P is P. Watson, sang falsetto till his voice got a little scratchy. Q is that music show that everyone shits on. R is Randy Bachman, he once had that hit song. S is for Socalled, slept on by Factor. T is for Tanya. Tanya Tagaq (ter). U is Uzeb who once ruled a scene, V is the Vigne in Avril Lavigne. W is Weeknd, what he cut the dreds for? Y is for Young, who made Zuma, which Zed’s for. Robbie Robertson Rob Robbie Robertson... Got my Cockburned, Can-con pariah, No Rush, Twain not Mark, That’s Shania. This alphebetized list you can easily soak in, It’s Tragically Hipless, the Social Scene’s broken.
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The Canadian Music establishment needs an acrostic diss track. Here it is.

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released February 28, 2021

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Socalled Montréal, Québec

Montreal based. Started out with piano lessons. Then he made beats. Then he started producing. Wrote a few musicals, made some videos, puppets, photographs. Did some shows. Worked with cool people. Now his life is out the window and he practices piano and does pencil drawings all day. Basically unemployed. He's middle aged and lives with his Shitzu and his parents. He hopes to work again one day. ... more

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