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Bernie Sanders

from Bernie Sanders by Socalled

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This is the first time I ever just rapped over a beat and put out a song in a day. I was inspired by everyone Bernie Sandersing everything and thought his name should be a verb in a rap song.

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Bernie Sanders

I Bernie Sanders your shit
I handles my shit
I Bernie Sanders your shit
I handles my shit.

I handles my shit
I Tony Randalls my shit.
You can’t hold a candles my shit
Too grandiose,
Great granddaughter’s vandalizing shit
Scandalizing shit,
Can’t we all get along?
Can’t we all wear a thong
A big one, for everyone!
Theme song thong
Correct me if I’m wrong,
Throw your mittens in the air if you know we got it going on. (Chorus)

You got hot feet:
Burning Sandals
Blazing Saddles ass is on fire 16 Candles
Fried chicken with mittens
Now you’re Colonel Sanders
Presedential potential, so start minding you manners.
Hair unruly, staying warm and motionless
Unkempt, fuck your high fashion let’s get socialist.
Welcome to this meme sit-in
Get naked and pull on a mitten
Smitten with this new political kitten,
Putin better mask up and hear these rhymes we’re spittin’!
Dropping Bernie Sanders in the middle of the Kremlin,
Careful don’t get water on the Green Deal Gremlin. Chorus:

Sarah Huckabee, suck a bee, you’re not a real Sanders
You’re more like a Bernie Ned Flanders
Everybody photoshop! And chop up a Bernie!
Dropped a Sanders on him, case closed hashtag attourney.
It takes maximum rage
A pair of mittens warming up this minimum wage.
Fuck a president, this loser’s way more gritty
The new "chair man" of this budget committee
Take a seat and snuggle, grill you like Formans
Swarmed you with meme poetry like a flock of Amanda Gormons.

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from Bernie Sanders, released January 27, 2021
Guitars by Daniel Joseph and JS Williams, bass Patrice Agbokou. Socalled on everything else.

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Socalled Montréal, Québec

Montreal based. Started out with piano lessons. Then he made beats. Then he started producing. Wrote a few musicals, made some videos, puppets, photographs. Did some shows. Worked with cool people. Now his life is out the window and he practices piano and does pencil drawings all day. Basically unemployed. He hopes to work again one day. ... more

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